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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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  • Friend: So what did you do last night?
  • Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
  • Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
  • Me: My bed.
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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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Harry Potter's Character Development

  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
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