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supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

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theganjafairy:

Comatose raspberry cookies
Hybrid
This beutiful bud has a scent reminiscent of sweet raspberries or cotton candy! It provides an active buzz that fades to a happy sleepy high.

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thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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(Reblogged from hotboyproblems)

(Source: aspireyoursmoke)

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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